Dalaisms

#Dalaisms from @dalaisays' twitter feed:

• (in one of his monologues) "Stop right there, Saia! Don't pack away my toys..." :D (Hahaha. Dalai is pretend playing, with Saia as his imaginary playmate. This is progress. :))) 20120906
• "Alright. (salutes) Yes, commander!" (when asked if he wanted to wiwi) 20120912
• "I don't know what you are talking about." 20120912
• "Im brave and smart and strong" (and kind?) "yes, kind of brave." :P 20120925
• (please, most beautiful nanay?) "i already said that." 20120926
• (describing big pajamas) "too big japanese!" 20120926
• "you try to disappoint me" :P 20120927
• "watch out for the asteroid belt rocks!!" 20120927
• (give me the remote control, please) "ok, remote control, coming up!" 20120927
• "Who colored my brief black?" 20121001
• "I declare it... The Great Dalai! The most wonderful Dalai in the world!" 20121004
• "Oh yeah! Who's got the moves?" :D 20121009
• "I bow to you, Master Nanay." Tapos ang usapan. 20121009
• "It's like, where are you going? I'm going to spank your pwet." 20121009
• "Yehey for Nanay!" :D (after i got 3 stars in angry birds) 20121009
• "...labing walo, labing siyam, labing sampu!" 20121010
• "Nanay, change back to your self!" (Wanted me to change back to my house clothes so I won't go out. Made me seem like the Incredible Hulk.) 20121010
• "I made utot in my mouth." (Burp) 20121015
• "Nanay, I need to buy money for you." :D (thank you, anak!) 20121016
• (Take a bath or you'll smell like Ewok.) "I smell like you!" 20121018
• "Penge si Dalai ng soup." :) hahaha. With little disney jr accent na lang. 20121018
• "What's your name, kalabaw nanay?" :)) 20121018
• "My problem's name is Ewok." Haha. Bakit naman? 20121020
• "Oh no, everything's not right. Even me." :D 20121021
• "...pitow, wahlu, siyam, siyampu,..." 20121022
• "He's crying like me and Lolo's saxophone." Hahahahahaa.... Lagot. 20121024
• ("What's that sound?") It sounds like the giant ipis who eats boys who are still awake. ("I want to sleep na.") #lieswetellourchildren 20121024
• "Lolo painted an angry bird that looks like a cat." 20121026
• "'Hoot hoot!', said the owl. Like utot." 20121026
• "Hm, that's weird. How can we pass?" 20121027
• "Huh? That's diculous!" :D 20121028
• "...labing walo, labing syam, labing dalawang po." Progress. :) 20121029
• "Easy... I did it on purpose." (When asked why one of his toys is broken.) 20121030
• "Happy Hallowing!" 20121031
• "We're in a forest!" (Going around UP Diliman with Lolo and Nanay) 20121101
• "He said, 'Oh well... Never mind.'" (Sabi daw ni Oblation.) :D 20121101
• "His hand was fired." (Explaining that Po burned his hand) 20121102
• "What are you? You're happy!" (Translation: 'Ano ka? Masaya.') 20121103
• "Your crying was funny." #ineffectivedrama 20121103
• "I'm super smart." 20121106
• (After Lolo sings O Christmas Tree with a flyswatter with butas, Dalai sings a new version...) "O stick with a hole! O stick with a hole!" 20121122
• Dude = past tense of "do". 20121123
• "Nanay, look, I'm kungfu-ing the blue fish!" 20121123
• "Let's build another constellation." 20121123
• "Which one is your right hand? (Now) show me your wrong hand." 20121125
• "Oh. There's a tiny wiwi on Ninang's bed. It's really tiny." :D 20121125
• "A new cd? Maybe his name is 'a new video to watch'." 20121125
• "I like angry funny people." 20121125
• "Nanay, wait for me. That means my pwet is eating my brief." 20121126
• (When asked if the cartoons he was watching on youtube are japanese or korean) "No, they are robot cars." 20121126
• "What's your full moon name?" 20121128
• "You're the baddest guesser." 20121128
• "The Dalai is in." 20121129
• (When Lolo asked him what channel he wanted to watch) "Number 1-6-8." @divisoriaboy 20121130
• (When asked to tell Ninang what happened to his cookies) "I made them disappeared with my mouth." 20121201
• "Police mommy dad!" (Singing "Feliz Navidad") :)) 20121203
• (Response to "Thank you, anak.") "You're welcome, sweetie pie." 20121205
• "I smell good, like Ewok. This means I am clean, like Ewok." #goodisrelative 20121209
• "You did it, Nanay. You did it on purpose." 20121214
• "I think Ever is a castle, too." 20121215
• "I have a pirate hat. It's called Captain Highness." 20121223
• "Nanay is my sweetheart." #yiihii :D 20121228
• "I like Ninang." :D #yiihii 20121229
• "The water eated your sand castle. It fell down." #rememberingboracay 20130107
• "With a knick knack bodywhack, give the bone to the dog,..." #singingdalai 20130111
• "It's the earth song!" (On hearing "Joy to the World" being played on a piano app) 20130111
• "Are you buteytey?... Buteytey... All the way! Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh.." #singingdalai 20130112
• "It's actually working.." 20130118
• "Yehey! I'm going to win! There's only one car in the race!" 20130119
• "I want the black widow, the one with the blocks... Not the real one, the blue widow." 20130124
• (When asked about his missing toy car) "I think the white car with the spoiler went back to the planet Jupiter." 20130124
• "I like you. You're shiny. I think you're gold." :D galing mag compliment... 20130125
• "Why do fireflies have lights on their pwets?" #curioserandcurioser 20130201
• (When asked, "What's gargantuan?") "Lolo. And Ninong's tummy." #ilabsninongsflabs :D 20130202
• "I'm going to eat lots of foods so I will be gargantuan." :D using the new word ina sentence... 20130202
• "Once upon a time, I spilled the milo.." 20130209
• (On his round chin sugat) "I have a polka dot... From the polka dot forest." 20130211
• "My polka dot disappeared." 20130211
• (To Nanay) "Hey, princess, are you eating cookies?" #huwaaattt :D 20130225
• "See? That's why I'm called -- dyandyarandyaaannnn -- Great Dalai!" 20130226
• "See, I changed your mind and I changed my mind." 20130227
• "Nanay, come look at me in the mirror! Let's see if I'm pogi.." 20130301
• (When he got locked in the room with nanay) "It's super stuck, Lolo!" 20130315
• "I want to be a good boy!" :D yeah! 20130318
• (When Nanay asked him why he makes her do the hard stuff) "No, I make you do the great stuff so you'll be great at them." #quoteyousomeday 20130321
• (His superhero name of the day...) "I'm Super... Market!" 20130322
• (After passing gas and Nanay asked, "What was that?") "I think it's the storm outside." 20130326
• (When Nanay pointed at Ninong's tummy and asked, "What's that?") "It's a watermelon!" :D 20130328
• "You mean I have to take a bath?" 20130401
• (Nanay's superhero name) "Kaboom Girl!" Lakas ng dating... 20130402
• "Ladybird?!? Is a ladybug a ladybird?!?" Strange nga naman.. 20130406
• "Nanay, I need those kinds of choices. Those are all the choices I want." 20130408
• "I'm lying down, not lying up." 20130408
• "I am Super Baliktad!" 20130410
• "I bought you another thing, Your Majesty." #feellikeaqueen #princecharming 20130411
• "Nanay, I have another invention for you. It's called the blanket and pillows!" #mostwonderfulboyintheworld 20130415
• "I have a question for you. Pay attention, Nanay. I'll give you another challenge." Araw-araw, anak.. 20130415
• (Sabi daw ng isang toy nya) "I dont eat teddy bears! I eat doors!" 20130417
• "I'm Super Turn Off! I use my super (power) to turn off the TV." 20130417
• "Oh no! I'm getting busy!" #yiiikkkeeesss 20130418
• "I know! The cyompooter!" #kiddietechterms 20130419
• "My favorite fruit is mango. I'm a mango monster." 20130422
• "I run and run then the wall hitted me." Si wall talaga o.. 20130422
• "No mistake." (Dalai saying "Namaste")  20130424
• "You're the man, Nanay!" #asteegnanayko 20130425
• "I need to have money with lots of numbers." Anong bibilhin mo, anak? 20130427
• "Remember I said, 'That's enough'?" #halakayo 20130427
• (After getting stuck at 15 while counting in Filipino) "What labing is this?" 20130503
• Dalai gave the three new kittens their names -- Ticklish, Kili, and Kili. :D 20130506
• (When Nanay asked if he wanted to eat already.) "Totally." 20130513
• (Upon noticing Nanay's purple fingernail) "What happened to your finger?" #botantesinanay 20130513
• "I bet I'm brave enough." #naaakkksss 20130515
• (When asked if he wants to eat already) "Well, that's not a bad idea." 20130515
• (Do you want to be captured by aliens?) "I don't know, but I don't want to find out if it's nice." 20130515
• "Nanay, you have heart, so you're brave enough." Thanks, anak. :) 20130515
• (When asked what the magic word was) "Abracaplease!" 20130518
• "Come out, hard poopoop! Don't stay." #itsachallenge 20130519
• (Explaining Thor's power) "His hand is magnet so that his hammer will come to him." 20130519
• "Nanay, remember when we were changing our clothes and your pants wont fit because you're fat?" #wheresthegratitude? 20130519
• "I'm The Lifeguard. My power is to turn other guys into lifeguards too." #superpoweroftheday 20130520
• "Wapak!" (One of his sound effects when doing his kungfu moves) #littlebrucelee 20130521
• "Shtoink!" Another kungfu sound effect. #littlebrucelee 20130522
• "Utot ng utot. I utot everyday!" #sosyalnamagaspang 20130524
• "I'm not your sweetie pie. I'm your sweetie heart." 20130524
• "I utot.. Hehehe.. Kaboom." #noapologyhere 20130529
• "Nanay, I understand you." (Um, what were we talking about, anak?) 20130529
• "Nooooo!!!! I'm not pikonnnnn!!!!" 20130604
• "Hey Nanay, use your superpower with your kilikili.." #supernanay 20130604
• (Who do you want to invite to your party?) "Ninang, the swamp creature, the zombie, the brains, and Captain Pablo. That's all." #guestlist 20130606 
• "I think you forgot the gifts.." :) #excitedmuch 20130611
• "This Avenger needs to wiwi." ;) Superheroes are human too.. 20130611
• "Hulk is afraid of ipises." #hulkishuman 20130613
• "Hulk is ticklish." #hulkishuman 20130613
• "I'm going to hug Nanay because she's the biggest, biggest, biggest sweetheart!" :) #awww 20130629
• "It's like my heart is a tooth and it has a caverly (cavity) that can only be filled with chocolate." #huwwaaattt?? 20130629
• "I think it's a girl because it has lines on its eyebrows... Let me see your eyebrows." 20130630
• "Twipple is tumbling by turning around." #kungfumoves 20130702
• "This is a ballinni. A ballinni is a rocket that let's you hang on." 20130703
• "I want a really long time to go to small gymboree with ninang. Eleven times." #@genya_k 20130720
• "Hey, chillax." 20130806
• "Do you know why the angry birds stand with no feet? Because they keep jumping." #okaaayyy... 20130810
• "It's not fair because I don't like it." #fairnessdefined 20130815
• "I always say 'need' because I don't know if 'want' is the right word." #uh-oh 20130816
• "Brains make your heart sad." #wowdeepness 20130818
• "My super power is turning bad guys into good guys. My superhero name is Captain Good Guy Turner." #bestpowerever 20130818
• "Yeah, I didn't want anything for myself. And myself didn't want anything for hisself." #ilankayo 20130821
• "Superman has long red eyes." Hanep! :D 20130823
• (Will you offer Lolo some popcorn?) "I'm not sure." 20130826
• "'Maybe'-- is that a name?" #callmemaybe 20130826
• (Where did you hear that song?) "It's from my brain." #oonganaman 20130906
• "Can you count to 100 by eights? Go, you can do it, Nanay!" (Claps hands encouragingly) #demandinganak 20130909
• "Woop woop woop... Woopa gumball style... Oh sixty lady eggs..." (Singing Gangnam Style) 20130909
• "Dalai's an easy baby to look at." (While going through his baby pics.) 20130909
• "That actually has a real minion name... David!" 20130916
• (When asked if he's a little boss) "No, I'm a little bossy." #agreetayodyan 20130920
• "I want to be a fireman when I grow up." (Why?) "Because I want to ride a firetruck." #isntthatobvious 20130920
• (Why can't you give Nanay 10 kisses for her birthday?) "Because that's impossible!... What does 'impossible' mean?" #YOUareimpossible 20130920
• "I want Ninang @genya_k to come back here. When we talk to her again, I will ask her to come here later." #ismyninangherelater 20130923
• "'Impossible' means it cannot happen so you should not be excited for it." Jaded at four? Logical lang.. 20130925
• (After asking Ate Layra to play Angry Birds on his iPad) "Baka mahirap yan." 20130925
• "Kulangot is hard sipon... Lolo said." #lessonsfromlolo 20130929
• "If someone gave muta to someone, then someone will give muta to another." #whyyy 20130929
• "I am pogi... It's the pogi that makes me naughty." #halatayo 20131007
• (While waiting for Ninang @genya_k to answer his facetime call) "Ninang? Are you in the ipod?" 20131008
• "I can spell 'ninang'. L-I-S-S-A... Ninang!" #tryagain 20131008
• "I can spell 'Lissa'. L-I-S-S-... What's the last letter?" #tryagain 20131008
• "Kumon, baby!" #c'mon! 20131008
• (After Nanay completed a stage in star wars angry birds) "You actually did it." 20131008
• (While playing Mega Run) "I'm actually good at this." 20131011
• "What does U-S-B spell?" 20131024
• "I told Teacher Michelle in Kumon that my name is Pwet now." #whyyy 20131024
• "It (food) pushes our head up so we become bigger." :-D #kiddiescience 20131024
• "Is this right-side up? Which is left-side down?" 20131109
• "My poopoop is gargantuan. Gargantuan is more big than humongous." 20131109
• "Why 'the'? Because an h and a t makes a d?" 20131110
• "Z-O-M-B-Y... Hey, I spelled 'zombie'!" 20131110
• "I want to go to Tokyo Disneyland. Come on, let's dress up!" 20131114
• "Aaaaaarrrggghhhh! Stop using your thumb to poke my kili-kili!!" #ticklishboy 20131114
• "I'm Dalai -- the tiny poopoop maker!" #tahdaaahh 20131114
• "Are you playing attention?" 20131122
• "My gift for Ate Layra is an iPhone." #richkid 20131209
• "There are no bad guys in my earth." #loveyourneighbor 20131212
• "The booby of the queen is pointing up in the Q song." #kidsvideos #whyyy 20131216
• "Teacher Michelle said I am a gift to her... but I'm not a non-living thing." 20131217
• (What's a nickel?) "It's a small silver coin with a girl person on it. It is for buying something in my store." #who'sonthenickel? 20131218
• "'Dalai' means 'very pogi'." #crazytalk 20131224
• "The Germany with an 'o' means someone is in trouble in something. Like, 'The sky is in Germany'. The one with a 'u' is the country." #fyi 20140109
• "Ate Layra's shoes are for spanking ipises." 20140110
• "..but focusing distracts me!!" #iknowhowthatfeels 20140110
• "When I was one years old, I had a life." #oldsosoon 20140110
• "It's not acting, it's being!" 20140118
• (After doing his kung fu moves) "Wasn't that cool, Nanay?" :-) 20140118
• "I like pingpong but I'm actually not good at it." 20140122
• I want a real horse as a pet for me. 20140202
• "That was a long sleep, huh? I almost did grow. What day is it today? Is Saia coming today?" #talkativeuponwakingup 20140206
• "Is 'frustrating' a good word?" #fword 20140207
• "I just like to see her. But I'm too shy to kiss her or hug her." #firstcrush #laurenofhi5 :D 20140212
• "Tahoooo!!! We need you! Stop him!" #stopmamangtahomovement 20140215
• "I'm gonna poopoop also.. no, no, it went back inside.." #thesethingshappen 20140216
• "I had a bad dream -- Darth Vader was a good guy." #nightmaresfromthedarkside 20140222
• "When Darth Vader became a good guy, but he was still wearing his bad guy costume, that was the end of star wars." 20140225
• "Did you hear that? I coughed and utoted." #highlyskilled 20140316
• "I'm only going to take a bath if I'm going to school." #conservewater 20140316
• "You know what Dalai means? It means 'pogi'." #kompidens 20140320
• "Row row row your boat gently down the screen.." #ipadgeneration 20140320
• "Do you think eating is very fun?" #excellentquestion #awitngkatabaan 20140314
• I know my Nanay loves me... even if she cuts my hair this way... #loveisstrange #likemyhaircut 20140331
• "Is this a nice 'e'? It looks like a shark fin hat on a hand." 20140401
• "Is the small hand that isn't moving be the o'clock?" 20140401
• "Have you coughed with utot? I like that." 20140408
• "Hey, dude, don't make it bad. Make it a sad song and make it better..." #kiddiebeatles :P #heydude 20140410
• Black doe... because the other name is prohibited by nangni @genya_k 20140414
• (When swimming w ninong and cousins, Nanay told me to look at Ninong's awesome abs). "No, they're AMAZING!" @iamChuckBasquez 20140417
• Finally! A trip to the barber shop! "I'm not pogi... I'm cute." 20140422
• "Manila is where you first lived with Santa Claus." #santacruzmanila 20140422
• "Is Rapunzel the real name of Tangled?" #disneyinquiry 20140430
• "I need presents." 20140501
• "You know what are 'earlaces'? I just made that up." 20140501
• "A chicken and a monkey... is that a chonkey?" :-P 20140501
• "Nanay, don't ever cut my hair anymore because I'm already pogi." 20140502
• "Nanay, are you double trouble?" #waitwhat? 20140514
• "Nanay, I think I'm okay without my iPad." #goodtoknow :-) 20140514
• (Tita Marjo is 37.) "Is that in years old, inches or feet tall?" #beclear 20140515
• (Nanay: I need to take a bath.) "I need to do nothing." #zenboy 20140515
• "How do you spell 'tube' that's a cylinder?" (t-u-b-e) "Ah, same as YouTube!" #hitechgeneration 20140516
• "Nanay, my poopoop can work now." Translation: Hindi na sira ang poopoop ko. 20140527
• "A bingo is a black mango... I just made that up." #malamang 20140527
• "'Dog' is the upside down of 'God'. So you should love dogs." 20140528
• "If you come here and don't hug me, I'll hit you with my brown pillow." #prettyplease 20140528
• "(reading) 'briefcase'. Briefcase?!? Brief!! Hahaha!!! Like the underwear!!" #beavisanddalai 20140530
• "I feel epic." #skadoosh 20140603
• (With briefs on his head and a towel) "I'm a dressing up superhero. I make clothes cleaner or preciouser or bigger." #supersastre #superlabandero 20140609
• "The batteries are only for Filipino class. You know where the batteries come from? The yawns." 20140616
• (Nanay: "Wake up.") "My eyes keep closing!" :D 20140618
• "Saying please isn't my thing." #palotime 20140621
• "You know what a dream is? It's the cloud that comes out of your head that you're thinking (of) at night." 20140622
• "When I have a spare, I get two. When I'm good, I get three. When I'm lucky, I get four. When I'm really good, I get five stars." #startalk 20140622
• "Are you really sure you're good at that?" #wheresthefaith 20140622
• "Make sure you wake up when you're done (sleeping)." #goodadvice 20140622
• "How long do we ride Lolo's van to get out of the country to Japan? I really want Ninang." 20140622
• "Why do pumpkins belong in fall?" "Why do snowmans live in winter?" "Why do crabs belong in summer?" #whysomanyquestions 20140622
• "Why don't snowmen like fall? Are leaves hot?" #whysomanyquestions 20140622
• (Ninong likes pink.) "Sometimes people get strange with girl colors." Fyi @iamChuckBasquez 20140624
• "Ha! What was that sound? Nagoolaht akow!" 20140626
• "Sometimes Avilon gets rage. He gets rage to be stronger to defeat his enemies. But when he gets rage he also hurts his friends." #dangerous 20140627
• "Invisible Dalai is made of shadows and stars." #awesomeness 20140629
• "Space needs gravity so everybody won't be floating around." #justasuggestion 20140707
• "Sleeping isn't fun." #whaaaatt?!? 20140708
• "Is he a bug or a bunny?" #bugsbunny #weirdcartoons 20140714
• (When Nanay caught somebody deleting pics from her phone) "I'm deleting. I didn't know if I could, now I can!" #ohjoy 20140718
• "Leron leron sinta, bukol papapaya.." 20140721
• "I only know two rock star words: awesome and totally. They're cool." #awesomedude 20140722
• "Nanay, would you go home with me to Heaven? Are we already at Heaven? I wish I could have a sleepover there. Is there a bed there?" 20140722
• "Are roosters really boy chickens? Is that really true?" 20140722
• "I'm just asking you what I can do to make you give me money." #hahahahahaaaayyyy #financialintelligenceatfive 20140725
• (Nanay: "You ask me what you can do to make me spank you.") "No, I don't want to tell you that. It might come true." 20140725
• "Everybody looks strange! You know what doesn't look strange? The floor!" 20140731
• (When Lolo asked "what is it?" about his new Lego creation) "It's fantastic!" 20140731
• "If you're not eating it for a job, it means you're eating it for fun." 20140802
• "Remember? I said that! How can you not understand me?!" 20140802
• (When asked what reward he wanted for getting a Kumon honor roll certificate) "A cupcake! With white spreading and sprinkles." :-) 20140806
• "The different name for vanilla is 'plain'. Hahaha...'airplane'!" 20140807
• "Nanay, how many apples keep the doctor away forever?" :D #mathwizardquestion 20140811
• "I want to show you a butt-spin. I'm not very good at it. I'm practicing.." (After an unsuccessful attempt) "I'm doing a butt-balance." #dalaisgottalent 20140812
• "I wonder how my poopoop got in my brief." Please explain, ninong @iamChuckBasquez .. 20140814
• "I have two girlfriends." #ohnoyoudont 20140814
• "I like being near you. I miss being near you." #nanaysboy 20140823
• "Do doctors eat apples?" #howdoesthatwork? 20140824
• "Everything has a bad side and a good side. Because everybody feels different about things." #dalaistheoryofrelativity 20140824
• "Nanay, you're going to be everything!" #yayasdayoff 20140824
• "Nanay, you're the best cook in the world!" #dalaistheoryofrelativity 20140824
• "What's 'nostril' in Tagalog?" 20140908
• "Does Google speak French?" 20140809
• Nanay:"What's inside your bag? Why is it so heavy?" Dalai:"Homework." #childstress 20140911
• "Once upon a time there was an old woman who lived in a shoe, that's why she was called 'the old woman who lived in a shoe'." #justsoyouknow 20140915
• (To Nanay) "Your work is longer than my work because my work is just math and your work is about learning pens." Um. Heee... 20140917
• "In your cp.. Cp is Com Puter." 20140920
• Lolo: "I have bad news. You don't have Kumon today." Dalai: "Are you kidding? What's the bad news about that?" 20140920
• Birthday story gift for Nanay. "Frank Booklet: The Missing Trashcan. Once upon a time Frank went along to find His home that is his trashcan he looked under a cactus on top of his hiLL on The branch of The cactus and it was ther" 20140920
• "That last big kiss is to remind you how fun your birthday is." #iloveyoutoo :-) 20140924
• "Artificial means it uses batteries. Natural means it's just magic!" #kidscience 20140925
• "I wonder what kulangot is called in English. Hard saliva? Nose poopoo?" 20141008
• "A komodo dragon can look like a lizard and a crocodile. But you probably don't want to see that." 20141008
• "That's just a story! That's why it's called science fiction." 20141014
• "A trident is like a fork, but a fork has four points. I think that's why it's called a fork. Hahaha." #funnytheories 20141019
• "I'm very good at using my brain to say stuff." 20141019
• "You can erase it? How cool is that?!" #pilotfrixionpen #anaknilia 20141024
• "I really want to be 2003 cm high so I can be as tall as you." Dalai really makes his Nanay feel like the tallest person in the world. :) 20141025